Why do we break our own hearts?

"We swam among the northern lights, and hid behind the edge of night."
-30 Seconds To Mars #NorthernLIghts

I’ve had 12 celebrity interactions on twitter. I’m just going to pretend that I’m friends with all of them personally. (One is missing from these photos.)

itsnotflirting:

man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom

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i mean look at this shit. 

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it’s bunk beds and a little desk. 

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a motherfucking aquarium!

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shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling

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look how modern this shit is

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it’s like three rooms in one

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you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.

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I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too

(Source: itsnotflirting, via learnin-how-to-smile)

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: shuckl, via awenaturally)

Some days I’d just rather be Oprah.

Some days I’d just rather be Oprah.